Jasper Eloi Whitlock. Bastard. Jay. Jaz. Major. Whit. All of the latter work.
I'm an dominate prick with BDSM tendencies, dry humor, quick wit and silver tongue. I say what I like, when I like. I'm offensive. If that bothers you - piss the fuck off now. I have a lady, an amazing lady who puts up with my fuckery on a daily, not sure how.. But Madame Ali is /mine/. I am possessive, jealous tyrant. This is your only warning;
You offend her, flirt with her, look at her the wrong way, say something she doesn't like I will verbally castrate you, humiliate you in ways you could never imagine and laugh.
Now, with that said.. I am rather fun and mostly nice. I have a odd, dry sense of humor. I post rather entertaining nonsensical bullshit along with my comical adventures. I am also a Jungle/Dubstep DJs so you'll have to please excuse my blips/musical postings as they come along with who I am.
--"Music is my life and for music I will suffer.'